74-year old Ruth Parker has responded to the question often asked by new acquaintances, “what do you do?” with “well, I just finished my master’s” for 49 consecutive years. Continue reading
Category Archives: Student Work
Student Accidentally Submits finaaalthesis.pdf Instead of finalFINALLLLLthesis.pdf
Architecture student Norah Am felt relieved to see her year-long master’s thesis finally print, bound and submitted, only to realise that she had printed and submitted the wrong file. Instead of the final, complete thesis that she had thought she had printed, she had printed 200 pages of typos, and placeholder textboxes full of notes to … Continue reading
Student Falls In Love With Skalgubbar Figure
While mindlessly browsing for images of people jogging to distract from her ugly render, architecture student Tash Eggers found something she wasn’t expecting: love. Continue reading
Student Aces Crit By Emperor’s New Clothes-ing It
Despite a complete absence of work, student Sherrie Lu was able to ace her crit by being really good at lying and understanding pluralistic ignorance. Continue reading
Architecture Student uses Avocado Pips from Brunch to Build their own House
23-year old architecture student and millennial Lawrence Lee has built his own house using avocado pips saved up from his incessant brunching. Continue reading
Reviewers Just Don’t Have the Heart to Tell Student Their Work is Absolute Shit
An awkward silence concluded an anonymous architecture student’s crit on Tuesday, with all three reviewers and other spectators knowing fully well their work was absolute shit. Visiting architect Tamsin Singh was the first to break the uncomfortable silence, “You’ve used a lovely font,” she said to the oblivious student. “They looked like they were going to … Continue reading
Student Buys New Moleskine, Claims Things Will Be Different Now
“New Moleskine, new me!” announced Jessica Kaye, as she unwrapped her new overpriced notebook. Kaye, a usually unorganised, apathetic student with severe procrastination problems, claims that “things will be different”, now that she has a new Moleskine. Continue reading
Architecture Student Tries To Hold Life Together With A Bulldog Clip
Despite the best efforts of fifth year student Sheryl Lau, her attempts at holding her life together using a 25mm foldback bulldog clip are failing. Although Lau only has a few responsibilities and lives a pretty cruisy life, her general ineptitude and crippling laziness makes the most basic of tasks alongside a demanding Master’s degree … Continue reading
Absolute Nerd Actually Doing Work In Studio
Architecture student Timothy Greenberg shocked and disgusted his studiomates yesterday by actually doing work, several sources confirm. In an unprecendented move, Greenberg was seen starting a new CAD file, reading journal articles, and stringing thread around nails for a model. Caley Fowler, who was sitting near Greenberg and respectfully using her time in the studio … Continue reading
Study Finds That 87% Of Student Architecture Projects Are Just Bits Of String Attached To Nails
A new study has found that 87% of university-level projects by architecture students are just bits of string attached to nails. Continue reading
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