Thomas Adler, who happily handed in his Master’s thesis several months ago, had already forgotten about it completely until he was reminded by his examiners’ reports that he still had to deposit a hardbound version to his university library in order to technically graduate. Continue reading
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Professor Unimpressed by Lineup for Crit
Dr Jeanine Smith, an associate dean, was unimpressed by the lineup for an end of year crit she is due to review later on this week. Continue reading
Grad Shocked At Complete Lack of Architectural Comedian Jobs
Mandy Hager, 24, who went through five years of architecture school purely to gather material, was shocked to discover absolutely zero jobs in the apparently non-existent field of architectural comedy. Continue reading
22-Year Old Man Who Spent $50 on Fountain Pen has Handwriting of a 4-Year Old
After seeing that everyone else had a Lamy pen, 22-year old Hamish Langlear forked out $50 for one too, regardless of the fact that he has the handwriting of a four year old. Continue reading
Stuff You Found On The Floor That Could Probably Pass As A Concept Model
Crap! You spent your entire week watching every single one of Tom Hanks’ movies and now you don’t have any of those models due tomorrow. Not to worry, these items scattered around your bedroom floor could probably pass as concept models: Continue reading
Get a Good Grade with these Feng Shui Tips for Furniture Placement in Drawings
Good grades are definitely the most important thing in architecture school. Nothing else matters! And as everyone knows, the secret to good grades in architecture school is not hard work but a good knowledge of Chinese geomancy. Continue reading
4 Foreign Disasters You Can Appropriate For Your Next Assignment
Who better to design for a natural or political disaster than a privileged architecture student who lives in a completely different part of the world and has no understanding of that physical or cultural environment at all?! Here are 4 assignment briefs that (you think) will make you look good: 1. A School In Sichuan In … Continue reading
Reviewers Just Don’t Have the Heart to Tell Student Their Work is Absolute Shit
An awkward silence concluded an anonymous architecture student’s crit on Tuesday, with all three reviewers and other spectators knowing fully well their work was absolute shit. Visiting architect Tamsin Singh was the first to break the uncomfortable silence, “You’ve used a lovely font,” she said to the oblivious student. “They looked like they were going to … Continue reading
5 Sexy Ways To Drop Out Of Architecture School
The only thing sexier than an architecture student is, well, pretty much anything, but especially an architecture school dropout. Here are 5 ways to make your exit as seductive as a future in architecture once was: 1. Cry A Lot There’s nothing sexier than a glistening student who’s completely given up on everything. Get that drenched look by … Continue reading
Architecture Student Pretends To Sympathise With Law Student’s Workload
Auckland, New Zealand – Architecture student Lisa Meru was found once again faking sympathy for her friend Carol Sanders, as she expressed worry over her law student workload. “God, she just would not shut up about all her readings and essays. The whole time she was talking I was just thinking of my last crit … Continue reading